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r849 r850 8 8 <version>1.0</version> 9 9 </info> 10 11 10 <quote by="Zippy">A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!</quote> 12 11 <quote by="Zippy">Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!</quote> … … 45 44 <quote by="Zippy">Do I have a lifestyle yet?</quote> 46 45 <quote by="Zippy">Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?</quote> 47 <quote by="Zippy">Do you like <quote by="Zippy">TENDER VITTLES"?</quote>46 <quote by="Zippy">Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?</quote> 48 47 <quote by="Zippy">does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?</quote> 49 48 <quote by="Zippy">Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!</quote> … … 51 50 <quote by="Zippy">Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!</quote> 52 51 <quote by="Zippy">Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!</quote> 53 <quote by="Zippy">Either CONFESS now or we go to <quote by="Zippy">PEOPLE\'S COURT"!!</quote>52 <quote by="Zippy">Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!</quote> 54 53 <quote by="Zippy">Everybody gets free BORSCHT!</quote> 55 54 <quote by="Zippy">Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...</quote> … … 67 66 <quote by="Zippy">Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!</quote> 68 67 <quote by="Zippy">Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?</quote> 69 <quote by="Zippy">Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...</quote>68 <quote by="Zippy">Hold the MAYO é pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...</quote> 70 69 <quote by="Zippy">HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!</quote> 71 70 <quote by="Zippy">How do I get HOME?</quote> … … 87 86 <quote by="Zippy">I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!</quote> 88 87 <quote by="Zippy">I feel partially hydrogenated!</quote> 89 <quote by="Zippy">I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in <quote by="Zippy">81 ...</quote>88 <quote by="Zippy">I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '>81 ...</quote> 90 89 <quote by="Zippy">I had pancake makeup for brunch!</quote> 91 90 <quote by="Zippy">I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD</quote> … … 97 96 <quote by="Zippy">I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ...</quote> 98 97 <quote by="Zippy">I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...</quote> 99 <quote by="Zippy">I hope the Eurythmicspractice birth control ...</quote>98 <quote by="Zippy">I hope the "Eurythmics" practice birth control ...</quote> 100 99 <quote by="Zippy">I invented skydiving in 1989!</quote> 101 100 <quote by="Zippy">I joined scientology at a garage sale!!</quote> … … 104 103 <quote by="Zippy">I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!</quote> 105 104 <quote by="Zippy">I just remembered something about a TOAD!</quote> 106 <quote by="Zippy">I know a joke</quote>105 <quote by="Zippy">I Know A Joke</quote> 107 106 <quote by="Zippy">I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!</quote> 108 107 <quote by="Zippy">I know th'MAMBO!! I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!</quote> … … 162 161 <quote by="Zippy">Is it clean in other dimensions?</quote> 163 162 <quote by="Zippy">Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?</quote> 164 <quote by="Zippy">Is this an out-take from the <quote by="Zippy">BRADY BUNCH"?</quote>163 <quote by="Zippy">Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?</quote> 165 164 <quote by="Zippy">Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?</quote> 166 165 <quote by="Zippy">Is this TERMINAL fun?</quote> 167 166 <quote by="Zippy">Isn't this my STOP?!</quote> 168 167 <quote by="Zippy">It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!</quote> 169 <quote by="Zippy">It \'s NO USE ... I\'ve gone to<quote by="Zippy">CLUB MED"!!</quote>168 <quote by="Zippy">It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!</quote> 170 169 <quote by="Zippy">It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.</quote> 171 170 <quote by="Zippy">Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!</quote> … … 195 194 <quote by="Zippy">Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!</quote> 196 195 <quote by="Zippy">Now I am depressed ...</quote> 197 <quote by="Zippy">Now I understand the meaning of <quote by="Zippy">THE MOD SQUAD"!</quote>198 <quote by="Zippy">Now that I have my <quote by="Zippy">APPLE</quote>I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!</quote>199 <quote by="Zippy">... Now, it \'s time to<quote by="Zippy">HAVE A NAGEELA"!!</quote>196 <quote by="Zippy">Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!</quote> 197 <quote by="Zippy">Now that I have my 'APPLE' I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!</quote> 198 <quote by="Zippy">... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!</quote> 200 199 <quote by="Zippy">Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!</quote> 201 200 <quote by="Zippy">Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!</quote> 202 <quote by="Zippy">Oh, I get it!! <quote by="Zippy">The BEACH goes on</quote>huh, SONNY??</quote>201 <quote by="Zippy">Oh, I get it!! 'The BEACH goes on' huh, SONNY??</quote> 203 202 <quote by="Zippy">One FISHWICH coming up!!</quote> 204 203 <quote by="Zippy">over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...</quote> … … 224 223 <quote by="Zippy">... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!</quote> 225 224 <quote by="Zippy">This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!</quote> 226 <quote by="Zippy">This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has <quote by="Zippy">VISA"!!</quote>225 <quote by="Zippy">This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!</quote> 227 226 <quote by="Zippy">TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??</quote> 228 227 <quote by="Zippy">Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!</quote> … … 250 249 <quote by="Zippy">Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?</quote> 251 250 <quote by="Zippy">Will it improve my CASH FLOW?</quote> 252 <quote by="Zippy">Will the third world war keep <quote by="Zippy">Bosom Buddies" off the air?</quote>251 <quote by="Zippy">Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?</quote> 253 252 <quote by="Zippy">With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather ...</quote> 254 253 <quote by="Zippy">World War III? No thanks!</quote> 255 254 <quote by="Zippy">Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!</quote> 256 <quote by="Zippy">Xerox your lunch and file it under <quote by="Zippy">sex offenders"!</quote>255 <quote by="Zippy">Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!</quote> 257 256 <quote by="Zippy">You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!</quote> 258 257 <quote by="Zippy">You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?</quote> … … 282 281 <quote by="Zippy">Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...</quote> 283 282 <quote by="Zippy">Yow!! I'm trying to break Zippy!!"</quote> 284 285 283 </quotes>
